Cultural Festivities Prints

Poisson d'Avril!

Lesbian civil partnership.

Mardi Gras

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Bacchus.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Elfie Stick

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Bubbly

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Cardiac Recovery.

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Dancing Doctor

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

Dancing in pyjamas