Cultural Festivities Gifts

Poisson d'Avril!

Lesbian civil partnership.

Mardi Gras

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Bacchus.

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Cardiac Recovery.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Dancing Doctor

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Bubbly

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Elfie Stick

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Dancing in pyjamas

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'