Cultural Festival Gifts

A visit to the marionette theatre in Milan.

Glastonbury. After.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Mardi Gras

"Meet the author"

Face painting.

Cimafunk

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Bacchus.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Southwark Fair.

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

High security Santa's grotto

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Tension filled the tent.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Happy Easter

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Country Bumpkin.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Frosting the Snowman

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."