Festival Culture Gifts

Glastonbury. After.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Mardi Gras

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Face painting.

Cimafunk

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Bacchus.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Southwark Fair.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

High security Santa's grotto

Happy Easter

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Tension filled the tent.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Country Bumpkin.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Frosting the Snowman

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'