Celebrating Festivals Gifts

"Don't even think about it!"

Purim killjoys

Glastonbury. After.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Lesbian civil partnership.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Mardi Gras

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Cimafunk

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Face painting.

Cow Pinatas

Southwark Fair.

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Bacchus.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

High security Santa's grotto

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Cardiac Recovery.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

Bubbly

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"