Celebrating Festivals Prints

"Don't even think about it!"

Purim killjoys

Glastonbury. After.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Lesbian civil partnership.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Mardi Gras

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Face painting.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Southwark Fair.

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Bacchus.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

High security Santa's grotto

Cardiac Recovery.

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

Dancing Doctor

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Bubbly

Tension filled the tent.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"