Festivals Prints

"The Kitmans in 12-B. Tell them Elijah is here for the Seder."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"I'm thinking of doing Pamplona this year."

Dec. 26

"Between the hat, the sunglasses and the mask, I think we're good."

"Ah! It's that time of year again!"

"Well, it's time to head off for the holidays."

'I don't know why Doc, but I always feel anxious around thanksgiving!'

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

Guess your weight, height, date of birth, e-mail address, and social security number.

'This is our leftovers from Christmas.'

Slight dilemma in tasting the cheese.

Labor Day Monday

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Okay, son, when I yell 'Now!' light the fuse and we'll watch this baby blast off!'

Happy Fourth of July!

"Hava Nagila" go-round.

Carp Festival.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

"You've got to be kidding me! The one night of the year when I need them to be at the top of their game....and I get a flat!"

Glastonbury: 'Paul McCartney's attracted some older visitors this year.'

The Annual Chanukah Dilemma

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

'Trick or treat.'

"May we borrow your hat for the harvest festival?"

'So if neither of us exists, then technically, this never happened.'

Mother says to son on Bonfire Night: 'Of course, we won't actually be burning the Guy because of the carbon emissions.'

"To meditate on the mysteries of nature. Why do you come?"

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

Lighting Chanukah candles was a matter of seconds for Puff the Magic Dragon

'You would think that he would have come up with a wireless solution for Rudolph's nose by now!'

I got my pot o' gold from cereal royalties,