Celebrating Prints

Thursday is the new Friday

"We've been married for twenty-five years. Perhaps we should remove the last remaining can."

Pilot with champagne.

"I'm about to experience the totality of who I am!"

'Can you guess what today is?'

Eat drink and be merry!

'After that 24 hour beer and fruit cake binge, you need a radical detox!'

The Annual Chanukah Dilemma

Santa Party Time

Uncle Sam, Lady Liberty and Lady Justice walk into a bar that is advertising a "Pursuit of Happiness Hour" in its front window.

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

Merry Old Santa Claus

Small boy blowing a party blower.

Lady drinking Champagne.

Birthday Surprise.

"It's mostly sweater weight."

Strike the harp and join the chorus!

Happy Anniversary!

'Happy New Year!'

"This was supposed to be a surprise party for you, but nobody showed up."

There comes a point when having a candle for every year of your life is a bad idea.

Fifty

Happy 2021

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

Next morning he thought he was dying. His whole life flushed before his eyes.

"You remembered."

A little fizz?

Caution: High-five area.

The Happiest Hen on Acton.

"He's at that funny age. It takes twice as long to get over a good time, as to have it."

Boomerang Birthdays: Many Happy Returns.

'You know what they say, one hundred and ten is the new one hundred.'

"Thanks for calling the celebration help desk. For assistance with high fives, press one now. For fist bumps, press two, for chest bumps, press three..."

"All I know is that some of the best Christmas presents I've ever gotten have come from secular humanists."