Celebration T-Shirts

Now that the last child had finally left for college, Dot and Neville went through the usual 'empty nest' grieving process.

Happy Birthday!

'Don't they know we're Jewish?'

'Today's St. Patrick's day. It'll be a good time to eat up this stuff with the green mold on it.'

"Here's to even lower expectations in the New Year."

The end of COVID-19.

"I'll assume, then, my remarks have hit a responsive chord?"

Happy birthday.

'Uh Dude, you're supposed to throw it straight up.'

'He decided to celebrate meeting his QOF targets by doing a cartwheel...wrecked his knee and has to wait 26 weeks to see a consultant.'

Champagne cork stopping sand in hourglass

"We won!"

My New Year's resolution? To come up with some resolutions for the year after next.

"I'm at that point in my life where everything calls for a drink."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

New Year

'The train due to arrive at platform 2 will now arrive at platform 19.'

"60's not old, it's experienced."

'The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!'

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

Upside-Down Birthday 91-16.

'Happy New Year to you!'

"Get ready to run."

Happy Cinque de Mayo!

'Lookee here! You done got me a wine decanter!'

Nice Cleavage.

'Happy New Year!'

Y2k sign with bombs for the zeros and a man with a flute of champagne leaning on one

'And you can just stop thinking of mother when you do that!'

'Cards don't send greetings, people send greetings.'

Two men signing a contract and lighting cigars.

A couple feeding each other pieces of a heart cake.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"I've ot a feeling that 2025 is gonna be my year..."

Happy St. Patrick's Day