Celebration Mugs

Now that the last child had finally left for college, Dot and Neville went through the usual 'empty nest' grieving process.

Happy Birthday!

'Don't they know we're Jewish?'

"I give up. Why is today special?"

'Today's St. Patrick's day. It'll be a good time to eat up this stuff with the green mold on it.'

"Here's to even lower expectations in the New Year."

The end of COVID-19.

Pair of pants thrown in the air along with students' caps.

'Uh Dude, you're supposed to throw it straight up.'

"We won!"

My New Year's resolution? To come up with some resolutions for the year after next.

'He decided to celebrate meeting his QOF targets by doing a cartwheel...wrecked his knee and has to wait 26 weeks to see a consultant.'

Champagne cork stopping sand in hourglass

"I'll assume, then, my remarks have hit a responsive chord?"

Happy birthday.

'Lookee here! You done got me a wine decanter!'

'Happy New Year!'

Happy Mom's Day.

New Year

Nice Cleavage.

It's a girl! It's a mom!

Dentures.

'The train due to arrive at platform 2 will now arrive at platform 19.'

A couple feeding each other pieces of a heart cake.

'Cards don't send greetings, people send greetings.'

Upside-Down Birthday 91-16.

'The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!'

Y2k sign with bombs for the zeros and a man with a flute of champagne leaning on one

Happy Cinque de Mayo!

Two men signing a contract and lighting cigars.

"I'm at that point in my life where everything calls for a drink."

'Happy New Year to you!'

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'And you can just stop thinking of mother when you do that!'