Celebration Spirit Mugs

Drunk Golfer: "This is 'A Full Member'.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Lesbian civil partnership.

Mardi Gras

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Bacchus.

Champagne

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Bubbly

Cardiac Recovery.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Dancing Doctor

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Pilot with champagne.

"We won!"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."