Annual Celebrations Gifts

The annual burning of the winter coats.

"That was fun- we should do New Year's more often."

Wedding Anniversary - First and Fourteenth.

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

' We've been invited to the annual naturist's ball,and I don't have a thing to wear.'

"Welcome to my third annual Senior Soak-A-Palooza!"

Lesbian civil partnership.

Mardi Gras

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Bacchus.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Night of the Latkes

Bubbly

Elfie Stick

Dancing Doctor

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Cardiac Recovery.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'