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"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"I miss October. Yeah they gut us, but at least they give us personalty with these faces. Now they only value us by using our insides for pie."

"Crap..."

Scrooge and the Ghost

'It's the only line of work I know. I'm a sidewalk Santa Claus during the holiday season.'

'I'm thankful we made it another year!'

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

The May Bowl

"If you MUST know - I want to talk to the Easter Bunny."

"We can't all be Great Pumpkins. Be satisfied that you're a good pumpkin."

Christmas shopping

Spring Break Monolith

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Night of the Latkes

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Happy Easter

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Panettone

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Paul goes home for the holidays