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The annual burning of the winter coats.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Guess who brought king cake!"

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Mardi Gras

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Face painting.

Cimafunk

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Bacchus.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Southwark Fair.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

High security Santa's grotto

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Tension filled the tent.

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Country Bumpkin.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over