Festival Season T-Shirts

Preparing for the season

Mardi Gras

Pamplona Station

"Snoring Man"

'I love rock festivals!'

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Running of the bulls after-party

Glastonbury. After.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Guess who brought king cake!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Cimafunk

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Face painting.

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Bacchus.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Southwark Fair.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

High security Santa's grotto

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Tension filled the tent.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Ours is not a creative clan."