Festival Season T-Shirts

Preparing for the season

Mardi Gras

Pamplona Station

"Snoring Man"

'I love rock festivals!'

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Glastonbury. After.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Guess who brought king cake!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Face painting.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Bacchus.

Southwark Fair.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

High security Santa's grotto

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Tension filled the tent.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Happy Easter

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'