Summer Festivals T-Shirts

Face painting - children have no faces

Dancing and Bunting

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Glastonbury. After.

The Busy Gardener

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Mardi Gras

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Cimafunk

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Face painting.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Southwark Fair.

Bacchus.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Bring your own inflatable.

'Steak Ted?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

High security Santa's grotto

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Tension filled the tent.

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."