Seasonal Festivals Mugs

The annual burning of the winter coats.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Mardi Gras

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Face painting.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Bacchus.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Southwark Fair.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

High security Santa's grotto

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Tension filled the tent.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Country Bumpkin.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over