Annual Race T-Shirts

Annual 10K Fun Run

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

A man looks up at the earth

'Absent friends!'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

Anton's Bar and Grill

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

Get a life

'Well, did you win or what?'

Ventriloquist's fete

A number of runners run through police tape.

The Annual Gathering of the Chameleons

The Butlers Ball.

"Who's idea was it to serve dressed-mutton?"

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

The Last Dinner

Bahrain F1

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

"To meditate on the mysteries of nature. Why do you come?"

"I think he stood on a nettle."

Prosthetic Society Annual Hoe-Down : 'You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out..'

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

"That was fun- we should do New Year's more often."

'What's the odds on Cheltenham going ahead?'

World War II - Stalag 541 escape club reunion annual dinner.

"Finding a big enough venue for the partner conference wasn't easy...eventually we had to settle on Las Vegas!"