Annual Galas T-Shirts

The Builders Ball

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Blue Dress and Feather

A man looks up at the earth

Masquerade

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Elegant woman in backless dress.

'Absent friends!'

"I read 'Art News.'"

Anton's Bar and Grill

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

The nonprofit dog fight.

Man in a Tuxedo

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

Ventriloquist's fete

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fund raiser."

The Annual Gathering of the Chameleons

Long Speech Alarm at Company Dinner

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

"The first prize goes to WIlbur Van Zick who slept with nine out ten members of the jury. The second prize with eight members goes to..."

"To meditate on the mysteries of nature. Why do you come?"

"Gentlemen...the toast!"

'I think you may have misunderstood the invitation when it said 'Black Tie Only'!'

Ladies not wearing crinolines at a party

'I'm not a consumer. I'm a provider.'

"That was fun- we should do New Year's more often."

Ladies Night

"And Glenn here will take care of the formalities."

'Oh God!!...the members of the church choir have their annual dinner!'