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The Builders Ball

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Blue Dress and Feather

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

A man looks up at the earth

Masquerade

Elegant woman in backless dress.

'Absent friends!'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

"I read 'Art News.'"

Anton's Bar and Grill

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

The nonprofit dog fight.

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

Man in a Tuxedo

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fund raiser."

Ventriloquist's fete

Umpire's Banquet.

Long Speech Alarm at Company Dinner

The Annual Gathering of the Chameleons

"The first prize goes to WIlbur Van Zick who slept with nine out ten members of the jury. The second prize with eight members goes to..."

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

"To meditate on the mysteries of nature. Why do you come?"

'I think you may have misunderstood the invitation when it said 'Black Tie Only'!'

"Gentlemen...the toast!"

Ladies not wearing crinolines at a party

"That was fun- we should do New Year's more often."

"And Glenn here will take care of the formalities."

'I'm not a consumer. I'm a provider.'

Ladies Night