Galas T-Shirts

"You did say it was just a black tie affair right?"

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Culture Saturday

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

bird interprets modern art

Blue Dress and Feather

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

A man looks up at the earth

Cats at private view

Masquerade

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

Escher exhibition first floor

Elegant woman in backless dress.

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

"I read 'Art News.'"

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

Who are you?

We're With Stupid

'Careful! A spark could start a new universe.'

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

The nonprofit dog fight.

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

Cat art exhibition.

"I understand it all started when he ordered extra toppings on a pizza."

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

A Real Pinata Surprise