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Met Gala 2024

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Blue Dress and Feather

A man looks up at the earth

Masquerade

Elegant woman in backless dress.

"I read 'Art News.'"

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

The nonprofit dog fight.

"I mean, he does have a point."

Man in a Tuxedo

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fund raiser."

Long Speech Alarm at Company Dinner

"It's the perfect screen-saver for our department."

"The first prize goes to WIlbur Van Zick who slept with nine out ten members of the jury. The second prize with eight members goes to..."

'I think you may have misunderstood the invitation when it said 'Black Tie Only'!'

"Gentlemen...the toast!"

Ladies not wearing crinolines at a party

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

Annual 10K Fun Run

'I'm not a consumer. I'm a provider.'

Ladies Night

'We forgot to settle the signwriters bill after the last hospitality event.'

"And Glenn here will take care of the formalities."

"You did say it was just a black tie affair right?"

Evening Gown

'I've written a love song about huge bonuses.'

"Sorry, black tie only!"

'So, let me get this straight. You actually give money to the needy...'

Met Gala

"we decided to just stay preppy, as though nothing had happened."