Met Gala Gifts

Met Gala 2024

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Blue Dress and Feather

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

A man looks up at the earth

Masquerade

Elegant woman in backless dress.

"I read 'Art News.'"

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

The nonprofit dog fight.

Man in a Tuxedo

"I mean, he does have a point."

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fund raiser."

Long Speech Alarm at Company Dinner

"It's the perfect screen-saver for our department."

"The first prize goes to WIlbur Van Zick who slept with nine out ten members of the jury. The second prize with eight members goes to..."

"Gentlemen...the toast!"

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

'I think you may have misunderstood the invitation when it said 'Black Tie Only'!'

Ladies not wearing crinolines at a party

'I'm not a consumer. I'm a provider.'

Annual 10K Fun Run

Ladies Night

"And Glenn here will take care of the formalities."

'We forgot to settle the signwriters bill after the last hospitality event.'

"You did say it was just a black tie affair right?"

Evening Gown

'I've written a love song about huge bonuses.'

"Sorry, black tie only!"

"we decided to just stay preppy, as though nothing had happened."

'So, let me get this straight. You actually give money to the needy...'