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'I'm sorry, sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

"Gentlemen...the toast!"

"we decided to just stay preppy, as though nothing had happened."

A man looks up at the earth

"It's worth it to buy the tuxedo even if you only go to two black tie events."

'I'm not a consumer. I'm a provider.'

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Culture Saturday

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

bird interprets modern art

Blue Dress and Feather

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

Cats at private view

Masquerade

Elegant woman in backless dress.

Escher exhibition first floor

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."

"I read 'Art News.'"

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'Careful! A spark could start a new universe.'

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

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