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(We've) Met Gala

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

'But what is the universe for?'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

At the 2021 Religious Games

'I could do that.'

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

The Rise of Modern Art

A man looks up at the earth

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Guru.

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

JET (Part I)

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

Creative accounting.

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."