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As camp as Christmas!

Tartine

Edgar Allen Poe

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'But what is the universe for?'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Allotment

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Dog in Daisys

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'Oh Hi!'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Best Before 5th Pint.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'I could do that.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Do you have anything bigger?

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Tree Passion

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

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