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Anger management, group therapy

"He keeps moaning on about how he needs space!"

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

'Partly cloudy tonight changing to light rain by morning, with a slight tremor in the Force.'

"That's good for the budget. We don't have to exterminate the humans to conquer the earth. They'll take care of that themselves."

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"Are you sure they'll be able to read English?"

"Hurry children, space is limited!"

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

'No, it's not a black hole... it's their market going south.'

'Due to a series of gravitational lenses, all the stars we observe over there...are realy over there.'

'Our satellite has just sent back these startling new images of the sun.'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's a planet-killing comet heading here, and only the military has the resources to secretly evacuate all the V.I.P.s and their families before it hits.'

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

"Did you see the latest 'Star Wars' trailer? O... M... G!!!"

Apples for sale

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Edgar Allen Poe

Intelligent people laugh too!

'But what is the universe for?'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

"Bonk!"

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

His and Hers Gravity Bars.

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

Save our Planet.

Newton discovers anti-gravity,

'ADN'

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'