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"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

'But what is the universe for?'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

An amplified harp

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

Double bass in space

"Are there space-babes?"

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

"Are you sure they'll be able to read English?"

Alien Painting Moon

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

'That book is not available in this solar system, but we can order it for you.'

'Now watch and listen!'

'Technically, you can't really consider these 'alien visitations'. No offence but this planet is the only dumping station in this corner of the galaxy...'

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

How's my abducting?