Galactic Guitarist Pillows

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

'But what is the universe for?'

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

An amplified harp

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

Double bass in space

"Are there space-babes?"

You have a lot of patients coming to your for counseling! Yeah, I just saw a supernova who is dealing with burnout. Later, I'll see Pluto about his inferiority complex and a black hole who wants to fill a void in its life. Then Hailey's Comet and his wife will discuss why he's rarely there for her. Since your practice went universal it just keeps expanding! You're so busy! Yeah, my head is spinning!

'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

'Now watch and listen!'

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

"Are you sure they'll be able to read English?"

Alien Painting Moon

The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.

'That book is not available in this solar system, but we can order it for you.'

"Hey, universe! I'm significant and I'm in charge!"

"Anything you say, Mr. Einstein, can be used to explain the origin of the universe."

How's my abducting?

'Technically, you can't really consider these 'alien visitations'. No offence but this planet is the only dumping station in this corner of the galaxy...'