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Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'Which one is named after me?'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

'Another nice wave.'

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

Rocket to the Moon

"Are there space-babes?"

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

'Is it true that you people give tax breaks for minority-owned businesses?'

Astronaut

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

The First Man to Ride the Moon

Birth of Darth Vader

Alien Painting Moon

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'

How's my abducting?

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

"Can you take over the controls? I've got to take a number 4!"