Galactic Art Enthusiast Pillows

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

Alien David statue

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Save Our Universe

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

"Space is not for pussies!"

The five inhospitable gas giants

Alien Painting Moon

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

"It's okay, fellahs - only another bloody statue of Gormley by Gromley!"

Space Shuttle Indulges In Martian Landscape Painting

'I like jazz rock fusion. It's the kind of music we'd compose if we had music.'

Still life on Mars.

'You don't need to be a rocket scientist to understand it but I am a rocket scientist.'

'Howling at the Moon got me interested in Astronomy...'

"In space, there is no sound. Except those - we can still hear those @#%* things."

"Don't they have those gravitational waves at the leisure centre?"

Space: A Venn Diagram

Bowling ball earth

Portrait of Bette Davis

I'm not "fidgeting" --- It's tectonic plate activity!

Shuttle wash

Tierra Forming.

"I hate to blow the place up, but it's way out of compliance with Galactic standards."

"Mind where you're going next time."

'I'm a nurse and my husband, Phil,is a manager at Saturn motors.'

Satellite radio DJ Lenny Purtz.

'It's strictly catch and release, but Coconut Shrimp is great bait.'

"Your wife says you will be over the Moon if it's a boy - have you considered Venus if it's a girl?"

Ipod...me ipod too!

'The Universe isn't coming to an end, Schneebart -- you just left the lens cap on!'

Square-d-cat.