Meme Artisan Pillows

God Creates the Selfie

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Bert's dog training.'

Do it yourself books.

Obsession with the Internet.

"Textin’"

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Twitter censorship

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

Alternative Medicine

WTF?

Sistine Selfie

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

American Gothic Selfie

"These kids and their shellfies..."

"If either of you know any cause or impediment why you should not be married, INCLUDING YouTube CLIPS, declare it now."

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'