Meme Artisan Pillows

God Creates the Selfie

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Moses separating his Laundry.

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

'Bert's dog training.'

Obsession with the Internet.

"Textin’"

Do it yourself books.

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Twitter censorship

Alternative Medicine

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Sistine Selfie

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

WTF?

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Cheer up – at least #et_tu is trending.

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

"These kids and their shellfies..."

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

No caption. (The Mona Lisa is depicted wearing a smiley face button.)

American Gothic Selfie

"If either of you know any cause or impediment why you should not be married, INCLUDING YouTube CLIPS, declare it now."

Once Again, Another Donald Trump Twitter Classic