Spiritual Meme Enthusiast Pillows

You should have got the hint when we denied your friend request.

Ghostwriting the Bible

Providing Healthcare For All

"OMG, LOL!"

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

Cheer up – at least #et_tu is trending.

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

"If either of you know any cause or impediment why you should not be married, INCLUDING YouTube CLIPS, declare it now."

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

"Take one three times a day and come back in 43 years."

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

"In heaven there are no trees."

'Don't be too hard on sinners. If it weren't for sinning, we'd all be out of work!'

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." "Give me all the juicy details."

"T.G.I.F."

"Repetitive strain injury?...theres a lot of it about."

"It's Irv Pelton, Mr. Mather, from the Voice Crying in the Wilderness Department."

"Is it just me or does the dog seem calmer since you got it that new collar?"

'You'll never live to regret it!'

"Having bitten the apple I think we should cover our phones with fig-leaves."

"Let me see if I can get Him on speakerphone."

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

"Not sure that's the graven image of Baal we were looking for."

Meditating cat. 'Hi! You have reached the 4th state of consciousness. We're not in right now...

'That's right. I took all your money and didn't teach you a darn thing -- enlightening, isn't it?'

Jesus turns water into Vitamin Water.

'Why am I here, nurse? I just wanted a replacement for my organ.'

Priest

Dr. Smith Fear, Nose and Throat. Oh my!! You should be scared to death, Frank!

'If we do meet again in the after-life, you don't know me, o.k.?'