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"Thou doth surely have enough followers to become the Messiah."

"Uh-oh. Get ready for another tribulation. God's raging on social media again."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Night-time halo

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"OMG, LOL!"

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Zeus's Caddy

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

Cheer up – at least #et_tu is trending.

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

No, I'm not going to aim at that mouse, either!

The Assumption of Mary

You won't believe what happens in circle 6!! Dante's Inferno updated.

"If either of you know any cause or impediment why you should not be married, INCLUDING YouTube CLIPS, declare it now."

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

'We are gathered here...'

God's Law.

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

'I invited God to be one of my friends on Facebook and he's turned me down!'

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

Mrs. Almighty.