Divine Parody Fan Pillows

"No! Bless you!"

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Night-time halo

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"OMG, LOL!"

Sock Puppet in Literature

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Zeus's Caddy

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

Spam in Hell.

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

God's Law.

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

Lawyers On A Plane.

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth

Mrs. Almighty.

'Actually, we were hoping for a less high-maintenance God.'

The Sedentary Dead.

Old Yarns