Divine Parody Fan Mugs

"No! Bless you!"

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Night-time halo

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"OMG, LOL!"

Sock Puppet in Literature

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Zeus's Caddy

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

Spam in Hell.

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'

The Assumption of Mary

No, I'm not going to aim at that mouse, either!

The Second Fall of Man.r

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

God's Law.

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

Lawyers On A Plane.

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth

'I invited God to be one of my friends on Facebook and he's turned me down!'

Mrs. Almighty.

'It looks like Mel Brooks is at it again.'

'Actually, we were hoping for a less high-maintenance God.'

Old Yarns

Atomic Bear: Part 10