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After-Death Mints

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Early photobombing

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"It's cool – God told us to!"

Suffering from Cooties?

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

Zeus's Caddy

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

Route 666

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

Naked Mole Rat

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'No, no, no, Rapunzel. You hair, your hair! Not your bloody hare...'