Divine Meme Enthusiast Gifts

"Thou doth surely have enough followers to become the Messiah."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Night-time halo

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"OMG, LOL!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Zeus's Caddy

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"If either of you know any cause or impediment why you should not be married, INCLUDING YouTube CLIPS, declare it now."

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

'We are gathered here...'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

God's Law.

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

Mrs. Almighty.

'Actually, we were hoping for a less high-maintenance God.'

Quick Confessional Box - 8 sins or less.