Divine Parody Enthusiast Gifts

'Okay - who leaked?'

'T.M.I.F.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Night-time halo

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"OMG, LOL!"

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

2pm meet your Creator

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

'I invited God to be one of my friends on Facebook and he's turned me down!'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

Mrs. Almighty.

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'My son was nailed to the cross and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

'It's true that the meek were intended to inherit the Earth, Mr. Osgood, but we have you classified as 'apathetic.''

'Actually, we were hoping for a less high-maintenance God.'

People forget, on the 8th and 9th days I created the long weekend.

Don't Walk on the Water

God changes His will.

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'