Divine Parody Enthusiast Gifts

'Okay - who leaked?'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Night-time halo

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"OMG, LOL!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

2pm meet your Creator

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

Mrs. Almighty.

'It's true that the meek were intended to inherit the Earth, Mr. Osgood, but we have you classified as 'apathetic.''

'Actually, we were hoping for a less high-maintenance God.'

'My son was nailed to the cross and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

God changes His will.

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

Saint Peter reviews a man's sins.