Spiritual Meme Lover Gifts

Be Back Later. Sitting On Mountain Meditating.

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Stinkin' fake news!"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

Weird things I do because of the internet

"OMG, LOL!"

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

The Modern Novel.

Mark Zuckerberg

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

Uncle Donnie

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

"Tinnitus?"

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

Internet Magazine.

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

The Ten Really Cool Facts

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

'for more obit info, go to...'

#FAIL

"I think this one's more recent."

"Are these the Top Ten Commandments?"