Religion Meme Lover Gifts

Virgin Mary reads card: 'SORRY! The Angel Gabriel called to bring you glad tidings of great joy, but you were out.'

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." "Give me all the juicy details."

"OMG, LOL!"

Dogma

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Whoa! Was that today?"

'Please take your receipt!'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

"Holy moly!"

Pre-nuptual Nativity

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Male On Sunday

Pope Kimba XXIII.

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

'When I asked for your favourite Saint, I didn't think of someone like Michael Ballack, son.'

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

Nativity - The sitcom

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"Thanks Moses, but I prefer my water bottled."

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

Hymns - Optional Extras

Rex and the Ten Commands