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'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"OMG, LOL!"

"You call this a constitution?"

Dogma

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

'Those are a few jokes to loosen up the crowd first...how do you like 'em?'

'Please take your receipt!'

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

A woman in prayer

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

Finger puppets in church.

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

Om and Ommer

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

Nativity - The sitcom

'When I asked for your favourite Saint, I didn't think of someone like Michael Ballack, son.'

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.