Spiritual Joke Lover Gifts

"St. Peter? He's on vacation. I'm St. Patrick, and I'm filling in. Grab a beer and come on in."

'The halos are there to improve reception.'

"That's our new church mascot."

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

"'Host' and Cheese?"

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"In heaven there are no trees."

"It doesn't work on geese."

"T.G.I.F."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"Your chicken in red wine, sir."

Third eye

"Is it just me or does the dog seem calmer since you got it that new collar?"

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

"In case you had any doubts, Holbrook, you're fired!"

"Not sure that's the graven image of Baal we were looking for."

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

"Let's work on opening up that fourth chakra."

Meditating cat. 'Hi! You have reached the 4th state of consciousness. We're not in right now...

"Now that I'm enlightened, I have to admit: I kind of miss the suffering."

"Did you do all of this for me?"

Almost Your Time.

'If we do meet again in the after-life, you don't know me, o.k.?'

"Wisdom is growing your hair long so the hairs growing in your ears don't show

'That's right. I took all your money and didn't teach you a darn thing -- enlightening, isn't it?'

A blessing in disguise.

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