Spiritual Joke Lover Mugs

"St. Peter? He's on vacation. I'm St. Patrick, and I'm filling in. Grab a beer and come on in."

'The halos are there to improve reception.'

"That's our new church mascot."

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

"'Host' and Cheese?"

"Blessed are they who blow out birthday cakes candles, for they shall be de-lighted."

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"It doesn't work on geese."

"In heaven there are no trees."

"T.G.I.F."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"Is it just me or does the dog seem calmer since you got it that new collar?"

Third eye

"Your chicken in red wine, sir."

"In case you had any doubts, Holbrook, you're fired!"

'Goodness, Edgar! That's not the least bit funny! You scared me half to death!'

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

"Not sure that's the graven image of Baal we were looking for."

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

"Let's work on opening up that fourth chakra."

Meditating cat. 'Hi! You have reached the 4th state of consciousness. We're not in right now...

Chicken nesting in a monk's head.

"Now that I'm enlightened, I have to admit: I kind of miss the suffering."

A blessing in disguise.

"Did you do all of this for me?"

Church Spire

Almost Your Time.

"Wisdom is growing your hair long so the hairs growing in your ears don't show