Religion Meme Lover Prints

Virgin Mary reads card: 'SORRY! The Angel Gabriel called to bring you glad tidings of great joy, but you were out.'

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." "Give me all the juicy details."

"OMG, LOL!"

Dogma

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

'Please take your receipt!'

"Whoa! Was that today?"

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

Om and Ommer

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

Pre-nuptual Nativity

Male On Sunday

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

'When I asked for your favourite Saint, I didn't think of someone like Michael Ballack, son.'

Pope Kimba XXIII.

"Holy moly!"

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

Nativity - The sitcom

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

Christopher Columbus, Kindle Generation

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

"Thanks Moses, but I prefer my water bottled."

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

Sister Helena became the "ruler" of the Sisters of Christ the King Penguin