Divine Joke Enthusiast Pillows

"If you laugh at all of God's jokes, he's never going to learn what's funny."

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

Night-time halo

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Clown God

"OMG, LOL!"

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

'Read that last part back to me.'

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

God passing the time.

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

Lesbians for Christ

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

'Have you got anything for omnipotence?'

Excommunicate Me.

"Maybe you're right. Maybe the multiple exclamation points come across as over excited and insincere."

''Born again'? -- but I was just born five years ago!'