Spiritual Meme Collector Pillows

"OMG, LOL!"

Polly txt speak

"Bigfoot"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

'Twitter for goldfish.'

Pavlov's Cat

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

Al, pardon me while I check in on Facebook from "Loonytown."

Dinosaur Group Think

Holiday Gifts 2020

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

A bull which has seen red.

"Instagram . . . weAPPon of mass distraction."

A Failiure to Communicate

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

"It's our best trending merch."

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

Sporting maladies.

'The Phantom Menace' 'The Extremely Tangible Menace'

Grumpy Cow

"Wait, the ventilator...does it have wi-fi?"

"Oh, wow, I almost didn't recognize you naked – you look so different in your person's Instagram photos."

"Hey, you dropped your phone!...and now there's a huge crack on the screen!"

He's disappointed --- He came here because he thought the song went "New York, New York, it's an elephant town."

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

T-rex takes a selfie

'That's one small step for a man - one giant pratfall for mankind.'

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

Men at Twerk

Pray as you Go.