Spiritual Meme Collector Pillows

"OMG, LOL!"

Polly txt speak

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

Pavlov's Cat

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Dinosaur Group Think

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

Holiday Gifts 2020

"Instagram . . . weAPPon of mass distraction."

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

A bull which has seen red.

"It's our best trending merch."

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

Sporting maladies.

Grumpy Cow

'That's one small step for a man - one giant pratfall for mankind.'

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

"Oh, wow, I almost didn't recognize you naked – you look so different in your person's Instagram photos."

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

"Hey, you dropped your phone!...and now there's a huge crack on the screen!"

"Wait, the ventilator...does it have wi-fi?"

T-rex takes a selfie

Men at Twerk

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"