Spiritual Humor Collectors Pillows

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

Hollywood Sign Developers

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

Praying mantis.

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

Shoe repair

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

Elephant and Castle

The Heating Oil Problem.

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

"'Host' and Cheese?"

'Relax, he is just playing fetch the stick with the kids.'

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"Blessed are they who blow out birthday cakes candles, for they shall be de-lighted."

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"Can you fit him with remote control facilities, doctor"

"In heaven there are no trees."

Dinosaur Pet Stores

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

Yep, that's me in a pea pod! In a pea pod�?? I think "nutshell" has been vastly overused.

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

Witless protection prgram

"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."

"It doesn't work on geese."

"T.G.I.F."

"Is it just me or does the dog seem calmer since you got it that new collar?"

Witch stopped by policeman for going the wrong way up a one way street.

Chimp with mail-order anthill.

"Not sure that's the graven image of Baal we were looking for."

Submarine Sees Jesus Walking on Water

'Uh-oh. Almost out of carpet.'