Spiritual Humor Collectors Pillows

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

Praying mantis.

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

Shoe repair

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

Elephant and Castle

The Heating Oil Problem.

"'Host' and Cheese?"

'Relax, he is just playing fetch the stick with the kids.'

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

Dinosaur Pet Stores

"It doesn't work on geese."

"In heaven there are no trees."

"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."

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Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

"Can you fit him with remote control facilities, doctor"

"T.G.I.F."

"Is it just me or does the dog seem calmer since you got it that new collar?"

Witch stopped by policeman for going the wrong way up a one way street.

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

Submarine Sees Jesus Walking on Water

"Jeez, Billy, you're always talking trash!"

"Not sure that's the graven image of Baal we were looking for."

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