Spiritual Humor Fans Pillows

"Oh yeah – They really are forever – Cool huh?"

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Dogma

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Ten Commandments

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

Praying mantis.

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

Shoe repair

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

Om and Ommer

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

Pope Kimba XXIII.

"'Host' and Cheese?"

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

Male On Sunday

"Blessed are they who blow out birthday cakes candles, for they shall be de-lighted."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"Holy moly!"

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

"The time has come to reflect and ask ourselves... 'what would Jesus tweet?'"

Sister Helena became the "ruler" of the Sisters of Christ the King Penguin

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"Well, son, in a way, I suppose Jesus was a trust-fund baby."

Hymns - Optional Extras

"T.G.I.F."

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest