Spiritual Humor Fans Pillows

"Oh yeah – They really are forever – Cool huh?"

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Dogma

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Ten Commandments

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

Praying mantis.

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

Shoe repair

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

"'Host' and Cheese?"

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

Male On Sunday

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"Holy moly!"

Pope Kimba XXIII.

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

"The time has come to reflect and ask ourselves... 'what would Jesus tweet?'"

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"In heaven there are no trees."

"OK, OK, Dad. I'm up... I'm up."

Hymns - Optional Extras

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

Rex and the Ten Commands

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest