Spiritual Humor Appreciators Pillows

"I like it here. It's nice being part of a flock."

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

At the 2021 Religious Games

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Ten Commandments

"That's our new church mascot."

Guru.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

'Those are a few jokes to loosen up the crowd first...how do you like 'em?'

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

Praying mantis.

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Single Prayer Health Insurance

R.C.I.A.

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

Praying Mantis.

Regifts of the Magi

OM, SWEET OM

Shoe repair

Finger puppets in church.

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Om and Ommer

Moses' TV guide.

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"Look, don't 'Amen' me, and I won't 'Amen' you."

Jesus and the Peeps

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."