Spiritual Humor Appreciator Pillows

'opps! 'Scuse me - wrong Den!'

"Still growing it out?"

"'Host' and Cheese?"

"How do you know how old God is?"

Saint Franchise of Assisi

The truth about crop circles

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

At the 2021 Religious Games

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"That's our new church mascot."

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Guru.

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Single Prayer Health Insurance

Praying mantis.

'Those are a few jokes to loosen up the crowd first...how do you like 'em?'

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

R.C.I.A.

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

Praying Mantis.

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

Regifts of the Magi

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

Finger puppets in church.

OM, SWEET OM

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

Shoe repair

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Om and Ommer

Moses' TV guide.

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."